New California Drivers License

2,000 years ago, Moses said, "Pick up your shovel, pack your a$$, mount your camel and I shall lead you to the Promised! Land."


200-plus years ago, George Washington said, "Get off your a$$, use your shovel, clear the land, grow plants for camels and it will be the Promised Land."

Last year,
The Congress of the United States said "Amigos, throw away your shovel, sit on your a$$, light your Camels, we're giving you the Promised Land."