The Rules

Some people might think that I am serious about things in life. I do have a streak of sarcasm in me that surfaces on occasions. This is a time that my sarcasm has shown up. Take this with a grain of salt but also remember guys that there is some truth to it also.

The Rules

1) The female always makes the rules
2) The rules are subject to change at any time, without prior notification to the male.
3) No male can possibly know all the rules.
4) If the female suspects the male knows some or most of the rules she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5) The female is never wrong.
6) If the female seems to be wrong it is because of a misunderstanding caused by something the male did or said, which was wrong.
7) If Rule 6 applies, the male must immediately apologize for causing the misunderstanding.
8) The female may change her mind at any time.
9) The male must never change his mind without express,prior, written consent from the female.
10) The female has the right to be angry or emotionally upset at any time.
11) The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to become angry or emotionally upset.
12) The female must not let the male know whether she wants him to become angry or emotionally upset.
13) Any attempt to document the validity of these rules could result in bodily harm to the person attempting such documentation.
14) If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void, at her discretion-see Rules 1,2,5 and 8.