Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Barbie Sale


One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers
that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean,sir? We have: Work Out
Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95,
Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for
$19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and
the others only $19.95?"

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir...,
"Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's
furniture, and one of Ken's friends."

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