NEW YORKERS SHOULD NOT MESS WITH SOUTHERNERS

Two business men in NY are sitting down for a break in their soon- to-be opened new store. As yet, the store isn't ready only a few shelves are set up. One says to the other, "I bet any minute now some dumb tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling." No sooner are the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious hillbilly from the south walks to the window, has a peek, and in his best Southern drawl asks, "What're y'all sellin' here?" One of the business men replies, "Oh! We're selling a$$holes here. Without skipping a beat, the southerner says, "Well, I see y'all are doing really good. You only got two left!"

NEW YORKERS (God bless 'em) SHOULD NOT MESS
WITH SOUTHERNERS.