Hillary Clinton Fan

A teacher in a small Vermont town asks her class how many of them are Hillary Clinton fans.
Not really knowing what a Hillary Clinton fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy.
The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, “I’m not a Hillary Clinton fan.” The teacher asks, “Why aren’t you a Hillary Clinton fan?” Johnny says “I’m a George Bush fan.” The teacher asks why he’s a George Bush fan. The boy says, “Well, my mom’s a George Bush fan and my dad is a George Bush fan, so I’m a George Bush fan!” The teacher is kind of angry, because this IS Vermont, so she asks, “What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?” Johnny says, “That would make me a Hillary Clinton fan”