North Carolina vs Texas

A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to throw a party & invited all of his buddies & neighbors. He also invited Darrell, the only Red Neck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Darrell was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating Shrimp, oysters, BBQ & flirting with all the women. At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 10ft man-eating gator In my pool & I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in.' The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash & every-one turned around & saw Darrell in the pool! Darrell was fighting the gator & kicking its a$$! Darrell was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts & choke holds, biting the gator on the tail & flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. The water was churning & splashing everywhere. Both Darrell & the gator were screaming & raising hell. Finally Darrell strangled the gator & let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish. Darrell then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief. Finally the host says, 'Well, Darrell, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.' No, that's okay. I don't want it,' said Darrell. The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?' No thanks. I don't want it,' answered Darrell. The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche, a Rolex & some stock options?' Again Darrell said no. Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well, Darrell, then what do you want?' Darrell said, 'I want the name of the sumbitch who pushed me in the pool!

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