Friday, August 21, 2009

Constipation Cure

This is my PSA for everyone that suffers at time with constipation…………..

If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, here’s what to do. Look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:
My present and future financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of…
Barack Obama
, Joe Biden
, Harry Reid
, Nancy Pelosi
, Tim Geithner
, Rahm Emmanuel , Chris Dodd , and Barney Frank ! If that doesn’t scare the poop out of you, then you are probably destined to be backed up for the rest of your life. There is no need to thank me for this advice; I’m just doing it as a public service.
I found new names for some in this group and I liked it so much I want to pass it on.
Nobama, Bawney Fwank, EZkill Emanuel, and Piglosi.

1 comment:

Ellie said...

Your blog is very interesting and fun to read! Can you check out mine (the schaub family) at www.ellieschaub.blogspot.com? Thanx!