Showing posts with label The reason dogs are great. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The reason dogs are great. Show all posts

Thursday, December 20, 2007

The reason dogs are great

The reason a
dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his
tongue.
There is no
psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben
Williams
A dog is the only thing on earth
that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings
The average
dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy
Rooney
Dogs love
their friends & bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are
incapable of pure love & always have to mix love &
hate.
-Anonymous
Anybody who
doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a
dog.
-Franklin P.
Jones
If your dog is
fat, you aren't getting enough exercise
.
-Unknown
My dog is worried about the economy
because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog
money.
-Joe Weinstein
Women and cats will do as they
please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the
idea.
-Robert A.
Heinlein
If you pick up
a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the
principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark
Twain
Dogs are not
our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger
Caras
If you think dogs can't count, try
putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of
them.
-Phil
Pastoret