Sunday, August 26, 2007

Atheist holiday- April 1st

Even though this is a joke sometimes I wish it was true. Society has gotten so bad I sometimes pray that God would come back before we tear ourselves up as a country. If only we had people like this in true life. I hope you enjoy this one.

Have you heard about this court case?

In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation of Easter and
Passover holidays. He decided to contact his lawyer about the
discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations afforded
to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while atheists had no
holiday to celebrate The case was brought before a wise judge. After
listening to the long passionate presentation by the lawyer, the Judge
banged his gavel and declared "Case Dismissed."

The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling an d said, "Your
Honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? Christians have Christmas,
Easter and many other observances. Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and
Hanukkah......yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays."

The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said "Obviously your
client is too confused to even know about, much less celebrate, his own
atheists' holiday!"

The lawyer pompously said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any such holiday
for atheists. Just when might that holiday be, your Honor?"

The judge said, "Well it comes every year & on exactly the same
date.....April 1st! Since our calendar sets April 1st as April Fools Day,
consider that Psalm 14:1 and Psalm 53:1 state, The fool says in his heart,
there is no God. Thus, in my opinion, if your client says there is no
God, then by scripture he is a fool, thus April 1st is his holiday!"

Pray that some day our courts will be full of these kinds of
judges.....maybe then , we can put God back where He belongs
.........in everything we do.....

Way to go, Judge!

1 comment:

godFREE said...

The irony is that if it weren't for the crazies who made up the holy BuyBull, we wouldn't even HAVE an April Fool's Day.
For centuries and centuries (longer?) societies all over the globe celebrated all 12 months by the date the Sun entered a new [astrological] sign. These 'poor, ignorant heathens' were 'enlightened' by Godfreaks and had their calendar rearranged for no good reason; but when have BuyBull bangers ever needed a good reason for destruction?
Since so many people were lone farmers and lived far from society, they hadn't heard that the upstarts had fooled around with the calendar, so they still celebrated their long traditional New Year on what turned out to be the date April 1, roughly when the Sun once again entered the first sign of the zodiac, Aries.
The world would be so much better off if we all gave up on the BoogeyMan-in-the-Sky B.S.