Saturday, September 15, 2007

Hunting Flies

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?"
She asked.

"Hunting Flies"
He responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?"
She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"

He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.

2 comments:

Lee said...

I must be a rare breed...of woman, that is, not a fly! I hate the phone and use it as little as possible! I cringe when it rings! lol I use it only when absolutely necessary.

Sandra said...

I am a rare breed also. Thanks for stopping by. :)