A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter
"What are you doing?"
She asked.
"Hunting Flies"
He responded.
"Oh. ! Killing any?"
She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"
He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.
Saturday, September 15, 2007
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2 comments:
I must be a rare breed...of woman, that is, not a fly! I hate the phone and use it as little as possible! I cringe when it rings! lol I use it only when absolutely necessary.
I am a rare breed also. Thanks for stopping by. :)
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