35th wedding

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 35th wedding
anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table saying,
"For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to
each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish." "Oh, I
want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the
wife.
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the
Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: "Well, this is all very romantic,
but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my
love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a
wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92
years old.
The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful bastXXrds should remember fairies are female.