Saturday, May 12, 2007

The Best Living Will I've Seen


Now this is my kind of will. :) I hope you enjoy my will.

I, ________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

Glass of wine
chocolate
Margarita
chocolate
Martini
chocolate
Mexican food
chocolate
French fries
chocolate
Pizza
chocolate
ice cream
chocolate
Chocolate
Sex
Chocolate

It should be presumed that I wouldn’t ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.

2 comments:

Lee said...

That sounds just about right to me. I must "cut and paste"...and pin it up on my wall for all to see! ;)

Sandra said...

I am so glad you enjoyed my living will. :))) I want to thank you so much for stopping by and maybe one day we can get you over here to Texas for all of us to have just a little bit of fun. I will keeping dreaming and popping in over at your site to continue my reading.