The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation: "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he shouted. "An ambulance just drove by!"
"Looks like the Andersons have company, he called out.
"Matt's riding a new bike!"
"Looks like the Sanders are moving!"
"Jason is on his skate board...."
After a few moments he announced, "The Coopers are having sex!!"
Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called out, How do you know they are having sex?"
" Billy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle."
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1 comment:
I must remember not to stand out on my balcony with a popsicle in my hand...it might give my neighbours the wrong idea!
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