Today is a good day for me. I have a day off tomorrow and I have so much to do here at the house I don't think one day is enough. I was checking my email and came across a joke that was titled unanswered questions. I then began to wonder how many unanswered questions did I have. There are way to many but this was a good start. I enjoyed them and I hope you enjoy them also.

UNANSWERED QUESTIONS

1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00
apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try
spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE
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2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant
like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? (My
sentiments exactly)
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3. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does
that mean that one enjoys it?

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4. There are three religious truths:
a. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the
leader of the Christian faith.
c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the
liquor store or at Hooters.
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5. If people from Poland are called Poles, then why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?
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7. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
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8. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't
they just stale bread to begin with?
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9. Why is a person who plays the piano called a
pianist, but a person who drives a racecar is not
called a racist?
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10. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
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11. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen
defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians
can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys
deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,
and dry cleaners depressed?
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12. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call
it Fed UP?
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13 Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
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14. What hair color do they put on the driver's

licenses of bald men?
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! 15. I was thinking about how people seem to read
the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then
it dawned on me...they're cramming for their final
exam.
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16. I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered
what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?
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17. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the
Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to
them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the
postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them
while they deliver the mail?
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18. If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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19. You never really learn to swear until you learn
to drive.
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20. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be
if it didn't zigzag?
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21. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her
nose?
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22. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
24. As income tax time approaches, did you ever
notice: When you put the two words "The" and "IRS"
together, it spells
"THEIRS"?